LOS ANGELES – In light of recent adverse weather patterns the new season of the premiere comedic television show has been delayed. The producer of ‘Arrested Developer’ was not available for comment but research indicates that the show’s GitHub account has been scrubbed, and its ENS handle is no longer available for use. Television show delays are not uncommon, but this particular delay involved the uncanny presence of a tornado, which ripped through the set at Culver Studios in Culver City, C...

LOS ANGELES – In light of recent adverse weather patterns the new season of the premiere comedic television show has been delayed. The producer of ‘Arrested Developer’ was not available for comment but research indicates that the show’s GitHub account has been scrubbed, and its ENS handle is no longer available for use. Television show delays are not uncommon, but this particular delay involved the uncanny presence of a tornado, which ripped through the set at Culver Studios in Culver City, C...

PHOENIX - Steve Bogan, a real lowlife scumbag, is getting larger airdrops than you are. Bogan, who is known to pick up items in the grocery store and then leave them wherever the fuck he wants to, has already gotten massive airdrops from Optimism, Hop, and ENS. On-chain, Bogan looks like freaking Kevin Owocki. He has donated over two ETH in Gitcoin grants to a number of wonderful public goods projects that he couldn't give two shits about, and he's already reaped massive airdrop rew...

PHOENIX - Steve Bogan, a real lowlife scumbag, is getting larger airdrops than you are. Bogan, who is known to pick up items in the grocery store and then leave them wherever the fuck he wants to, has already gotten massive airdrops from Optimism, Hop, and ENS. On-chain, Bogan looks like freaking Kevin Owocki. He has donated over two ETH in Gitcoin grants to a number of wonderful public goods projects that he couldn't give two shits about, and he's already reaped massive airdrop rew...

Web3 + Comedy = The Rug$OMIC Token Pegged To Omicron Covid RatesThe mostly credible news source in Web3.Deemed the mostly credible news source in Web3, The Rug is a group of comics who spun up out of the BanklessDAO. We currently sell limited edition NFTs of news articles that satirize Web3 events. Whether real or imaginary material, our goal is to leverage humor and wit to expand the imprint of cryptocurrency and offer reprieve in an often tumultuous environment. The simplest way to explain ...

Web3 + Comedy = The Rug$OMIC Token Pegged To Omicron Covid RatesThe mostly credible news source in Web3.Deemed the mostly credible news source in Web3, The Rug is a group of comics who spun up out of the BanklessDAO. We currently sell limited edition NFTs of news articles that satirize Web3 events. Whether real or imaginary material, our goal is to leverage humor and wit to expand the imprint of cryptocurrency and offer reprieve in an often tumultuous environment. The simplest way to explain ...

MARKETS - Ethereum’s upcoming Merge just got a bit spicier. On a TikTok livestream earlier today, Cardano co-founder Charles Hoskinson let slip his plan for the troubled blockchain to join ETH’s September Merge. “A merger is the joining of two separate corporations or entities,” Hoskinson read aloud from an old business textbook. “Makes you think, huh?” Hoskinson went on, before pausing for a few seconds to giggle. Once the self-indulgence had ended, Hoskinson took a deep swig of scotch and s...

MARKETS - Ethereum’s upcoming Merge just got a bit spicier. On a TikTok livestream earlier today, Cardano co-founder Charles Hoskinson let slip his plan for the troubled blockchain to join ETH’s September Merge. “A merger is the joining of two separate corporations or entities,” Hoskinson read aloud from an old business textbook. “Makes you think, huh?” Hoskinson went on, before pausing for a few seconds to giggle. Once the self-indulgence had ended, Hoskinson took a deep swig of scotch and s...

This is the sixth and final edition of The Rug, Volume 1, dubbed: The Rug OG Web3 Comedy Collection_v1. It is ironically titled Issue #5, as the first issue was zero. edition://0xB8Ae0e8e1a346f2490Dd5A8FEE92A2D689282dF4?editionId=0

This is the sixth and final edition of The Rug, Volume 1, dubbed: The Rug OG Web3 Comedy Collection_v1. It is ironically titled Issue #5, as the first issue was zero. edition://0xB8Ae0e8e1a346f2490Dd5A8FEE92A2D689282dF4?editionId=0

The Rug continues to spin a tale…The Rug has recently spun up a proposal within the BanklessDAO to secure $BANK for remuneration to its contributors. The goals are thus:Incentivize more joke writing amidst staffPublish a website to host contentShip tweets more regularlyDevelop framework to onboard more staffIn the last three months, we spun up a podcast called, ‘Under The Rug’, check for it on Fountain, or the traditional podcast methods (Spotify, Apple, Google, etc…) Currently we have record...

The Rug continues to spin a tale…The Rug has recently spun up a proposal within the BanklessDAO to secure $BANK for remuneration to its contributors. The goals are thus:Incentivize more joke writing amidst staffPublish a website to host contentShip tweets more regularlyDevelop framework to onboard more staffIn the last three months, we spun up a podcast called, ‘Under The Rug’, check for it on Fountain, or the traditional podcast methods (Spotify, Apple, Google, etc…) Currently we have record...

Between Nov of 2021 & March of 2022 The Rug shipped six classically inspired news NFT’s. These are them.The Rug | Issue #0The Rug | Issue #0 shipped in Nov of 2021. [Sold Out]The Rug | Issue #1The Rug | Issue #1 shipped in Dec of 2021. [Sold Out]The Rug | Issue #2The Rug | Issue #2 “X-Mas Edition” shipped 12.24.2021. [Still Available]The Rug | Issue #3The Rug | Issue #3 shipped Jan of 2022. [Still Available]The Rug | Issue #4The Rug | Issue #4 shipped in Feb of 2022. [Still Available]The Rug ...

Between Nov of 2021 & March of 2022 The Rug shipped six classically inspired news NFT’s. These are them.The Rug | Issue #0The Rug | Issue #0 shipped in Nov of 2021. [Sold Out]The Rug | Issue #1The Rug | Issue #1 shipped in Dec of 2021. [Sold Out]The Rug | Issue #2The Rug | Issue #2 “X-Mas Edition” shipped 12.24.2021. [Still Available]The Rug | Issue #3The Rug | Issue #3 shipped Jan of 2022. [Still Available]The Rug | Issue #4The Rug | Issue #4 shipped in Feb of 2022. [Still Available]The Rug ...