A Tale of Spits, Sass & Sandals Timmy the Time Traveller and Pukey Apple Guy had one simple goal that dusty Moroccan morning: rent a camel and glide into the desert like two seasoned adventurers. Easy, right? Wrong. As Timmy strolled confidently into the bustling camel rental yard just outside of Marrakech—fedora slightly askew from the wind and Pukey tucked into his pocket—they were met by a sea of majestic beasts. But one stood out. Tall. Golden. Eyelashes like a 90s supermodel. And a scowl...

A Tale of Spits, Sass & Sandals Timmy the Time Traveller and Pukey Apple Guy had one simple goal that dusty Moroccan morning: rent a camel and glide into the desert like two seasoned adventurers. Easy, right? Wrong. As Timmy strolled confidently into the bustling camel rental yard just outside of Marrakech—fedora slightly askew from the wind and Pukey tucked into his pocket—they were met by a sea of majestic beasts. But one stood out. Tall. Golden. Eyelashes like a 90s supermodel. And a scowl...

New stories, new morphs, new chaos — same unstoppable Timmy.Grab your goggles, tighten your timeline straps, and hold on to your morphic gadgets — because Timmy the Time Traveller has officially levelled up his digital universe! The new website is brighter, wilder, more chaotic (in the fun way), and packed with fresh adventures from the deep lore of Echoes of Athera to the unpredictable hilarity of Timmy’s Morph-O-Matic Time Vault. This is Timmy’s biggest upgrade yet… and yes, he helped build...

New stories, new morphs, new chaos — same unstoppable Timmy.Grab your goggles, tighten your timeline straps, and hold on to your morphic gadgets — because Timmy the Time Traveller has officially levelled up his digital universe! The new website is brighter, wilder, more chaotic (in the fun way), and packed with fresh adventures from the deep lore of Echoes of Athera to the unpredictable hilarity of Timmy’s Morph-O-Matic Time Vault. This is Timmy’s biggest upgrade yet… and yes, he helped build...

In the heart of Marrakech, where the scent of spices dances on the breeze and the souks burst with colour, chaos and chatter, Timmy and his fruity sidekick, Pukey Apple Guy, were on a very important mission. Their goal? Secure a souvenir that didn’t scream “tourist.” They wandered through the bustling maze of market stalls—past rugs big enough to fly, lanterns brighter than Timmy’s future and tagines bubbling with mystery meat—until Timmy’s goggle-clad eyes caught sight of a small wooden cart...

In the heart of Marrakech, where the scent of spices dances on the breeze and the souks burst with colour, chaos and chatter, Timmy and his fruity sidekick, Pukey Apple Guy, were on a very important mission. Their goal? Secure a souvenir that didn’t scream “tourist.” They wandered through the bustling maze of market stalls—past rugs big enough to fly, lanterns brighter than Timmy’s future and tagines bubbling with mystery meat—until Timmy’s goggle-clad eyes caught sight of a small wooden cart...

🎈 A Balloon Ride to Tangier (Emphasis on Ride) They said it would be a simple hot air balloon ride. They promised a scenic view of the Mediterranean. They lied. Or, more accurately, they grossly underestimated what happens when Timmy the Time Traveller and Pukey Apple Guy attempt to board anything larger than a unicycle without triggering interdimensional drama. 🚨 Trouble from the Start Timmy arrived at the departure zone—technically a goat field rebranded as "Skyport Infinity"—wearing his ...

🎈 A Balloon Ride to Tangier (Emphasis on Ride) They said it would be a simple hot air balloon ride. They promised a scenic view of the Mediterranean. They lied. Or, more accurately, they grossly underestimated what happens when Timmy the Time Traveller and Pukey Apple Guy attempt to board anything larger than a unicycle without triggering interdimensional drama. 🚨 Trouble from the Start Timmy arrived at the departure zone—technically a goat field rebranded as "Skyport Infinity"—wearing his ...

Hey there, fellow time-hoppers and adventure-seekers! It's me, Timmy the Time Traveller, your eternally 15-year-old inventor extraordinaire, beaming in from a whirlwind tour of holiday cheer across the ages. I've just zipped from a cozy Victorian Christmas market (complete with carollers and figgy pudding) to a futuristic New Year's bash in 3025, where fireworks are holographic and resolutions involve quantum leaps! As we wrap up 2025 – a year full of Rippings, rescues, and ridiculous Pukey A...

Hey there, fellow time-hoppers and adventure-seekers! It's me, Timmy the Time Traveller, your eternally 15-year-old inventor extraordinaire, beaming in from a whirlwind tour of holiday cheer across the ages. I've just zipped from a cozy Victorian Christmas market (complete with carollers and figgy pudding) to a futuristic New Year's bash in 3025, where fireworks are holographic and resolutions involve quantum leaps! As we wrap up 2025 – a year full of Rippings, rescues, and ridiculous Pukey A...

Hold onto your goggles, adventurers—Timmy the Time Traveller has just levelled up! Not content with racing through history, outsmarting pharaohs, and dodging dragons, Timmy has teamed up with his brilliant creator Corporal Buddykins to launch something ground-breaking: Timmy’s very own AI Agent. This isn’t just another gadget strapped to the time machine—it’s a living, breathing (well, nearly) portal into the Timmyverse. Fans can now experience Timmy’s wild escapades in real-time, whether he’...

Hold onto your goggles, adventurers—Timmy the Time Traveller has just levelled up! Not content with racing through history, outsmarting pharaohs, and dodging dragons, Timmy has teamed up with his brilliant creator Corporal Buddykins to launch something ground-breaking: Timmy’s very own AI Agent. This isn’t just another gadget strapped to the time machine—it’s a living, breathing (well, nearly) portal into the Timmyverse. Fans can now experience Timmy’s wild escapades in real-time, whether he’...

As the balloon bobbed like a confused jellyfish over the Strait of Gibraltar, the sky shifted hues with an unsettling eagerness—like the atmosphere itself was flipping channels. "Are we still in our time?" Pukey asked nervously, sipping mint tea from a cup made of folded bubble wrap. "Define our," Timmy replied, now sporting a fez, aviator goggles and a monocle that was whispering stock tips from 1862. Suddenly, a BZZZRRRP echoed through the balloon’s fabric. A ripple tore across the sky like...

As the balloon bobbed like a confused jellyfish over the Strait of Gibraltar, the sky shifted hues with an unsettling eagerness—like the atmosphere itself was flipping channels. "Are we still in our time?" Pukey asked nervously, sipping mint tea from a cup made of folded bubble wrap. "Define our," Timmy replied, now sporting a fez, aviator goggles and a monocle that was whispering stock tips from 1862. Suddenly, a BZZZRRRP echoed through the balloon’s fabric. A ripple tore across the sky like...

Timmy the Time Traveller and the Great Sand Rat Rumble Before you journey through time, you must conquer your laundry pile. Timmy, covered in sand from his most recent trip to Ancient Egypt (curse you, camel tumble), stood before his washer like a gladiator before battle. "First laundry," he muttered, brushing a miniature pyramid out of his sock. "Then, rat." Yes, the rat. It all started when Timmy returned from the past, still wearing a pharaoh’s ceremonial robe and holding half a falafel. H...

Timmy the Time Traveller and the Great Sand Rat Rumble Before you journey through time, you must conquer your laundry pile. Timmy, covered in sand from his most recent trip to Ancient Egypt (curse you, camel tumble), stood before his washer like a gladiator before battle. "First laundry," he muttered, brushing a miniature pyramid out of his sock. "Then, rat." Yes, the rat. It all started when Timmy returned from the past, still wearing a pharaoh’s ceremonial robe and holding half a falafel. H...

It started like any other semi-sane day in the souks of Fez. The air was alive with the scent of spices, the jingle of silver bangles, and the occasional goat wearing sunglasses (don't ask). Timmy the Time Traveller and Pukey the Apple Guy were soaking in the vibes, dodging flying rugs and one very aggressive henna artist. That’s when they stumbled upon Zahir the Zesty, Morocco’s most dramatic and theatrical snake charmer. “Come, come! Witness the slithery wonders of the wild!” Zahir sho...

It started like any other semi-sane day in the souks of Fez. The air was alive with the scent of spices, the jingle of silver bangles, and the occasional goat wearing sunglasses (don't ask). Timmy the Time Traveller and Pukey the Apple Guy were soaking in the vibes, dodging flying rugs and one very aggressive henna artist. That’s when they stumbled upon Zahir the Zesty, Morocco’s most dramatic and theatrical snake charmer. “Come, come! Witness the slithery wonders of the wild!” Zahir sho...

Live from the Edge of the Timeline – December 31, 2025, 11:59:59 PM Hey, adventurers! It's your favourite eternally-15-year-old time hopper, Timmy, reporting LIVE from the wobbliest spot in all of fractured reality: the exact second where 2025 tries to hand the baton to 2026. My Time Hopper backpack is humming, the portal's flickering like a bad disco light, and my crew is... well, let's just say they're in full chaotic celebration mode! We decided to throw the ultimate Midnight Jump Party – ...

Live from the Edge of the Timeline – December 31, 2025, 11:59:59 PM Hey, adventurers! It's your favourite eternally-15-year-old time hopper, Timmy, reporting LIVE from the wobbliest spot in all of fractured reality: the exact second where 2025 tries to hand the baton to 2026. My Time Hopper backpack is humming, the portal's flickering like a bad disco light, and my crew is... well, let's just say they're in full chaotic celebration mode! We decided to throw the ultimate Midnight Jump Party – ...