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LOS ANGELES – In light of recent adverse weather patterns the new season of the premiere comedic television show has been delayed. The producer of ‘Arrested Developer’ was not available for comment but research indicates that the show’s GitHub account has been scrubbed, and its ENS handle is no longer available for use.
Television show delays are not uncommon, but this particular delay involved the uncanny presence of a tornado, which ripped through the set at Culver Studios in Culver City, California, destroying camera equipment, lights, makeup, and injuring at least two production assistants.
One gaffer commented, “I could barely get my hardware wallets off the set in time, and now there are rumors that the show might have to continue in another country. I don’t think I can afford an apartment in Dubai.”
The attorney filing the insurance claim from the force majeur for Arrested Developer has said that if the claim is not accepted they intend to appeal and even take it to court if necessary, “We’ll fight this issue, if necessary, all the way to the Supreme Court. Tornadoes are not humans. This was not our fault.”
Whether or not the issue rises to the highest level of authority in America, the point stands that the show must go on. On the ground reports indicate that before the new season of this hit TV was delayed by this event, many unreleased episodes were downloaded, and are currently still available via P2P platforms.
The producer of Arrested Developer was also rumored to be actively scouting new locations for the upcoming season.
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LOS ANGELES – In light of recent adverse weather patterns the new season of the premiere comedic television show has been delayed. The producer of ‘Arrested Developer’ was not available for comment but research indicates that the show’s GitHub account has been scrubbed, and its ENS handle is no longer available for use.
Television show delays are not uncommon, but this particular delay involved the uncanny presence of a tornado, which ripped through the set at Culver Studios in Culver City, California, destroying camera equipment, lights, makeup, and injuring at least two production assistants.
One gaffer commented, “I could barely get my hardware wallets off the set in time, and now there are rumors that the show might have to continue in another country. I don’t think I can afford an apartment in Dubai.”
The attorney filing the insurance claim from the force majeur for Arrested Developer has said that if the claim is not accepted they intend to appeal and even take it to court if necessary, “We’ll fight this issue, if necessary, all the way to the Supreme Court. Tornadoes are not humans. This was not our fault.”
Whether or not the issue rises to the highest level of authority in America, the point stands that the show must go on. On the ground reports indicate that before the new season of this hit TV was delayed by this event, many unreleased episodes were downloaded, and are currently still available via P2P platforms.
The producer of Arrested Developer was also rumored to be actively scouting new locations for the upcoming season.
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For more mostly credible Web3 news, follow us @TheRugNews and subscribe to our newsletter.
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The RugMom Thinks It’s Nice That You Do That Computer Money Stuff
GREAT FALLS — On a recent call with your mother, the subject of what you do for a living inevitably came up. You went on to explain, for the seventh time this month, how you now audit smart contracts for flaws and vulnerabilities, earning a combination of fiat and ETH on a biweekly basis. Your mom replied, “I don’t know what any of that means, but it’s really nice how you do that computer money stuff.” Early attempts to explain your vocation to your mother go back to early 2021 when you were ...
The RugTwitter Rebrands to “X” Commemorating Drop to 10th Best Social Media Platform
SAN FRANCISCO — In a celebratory move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk changed the name of the platform to “X” commemorating its spot on a list of social media platforms. According to HootSuite, it now ranks 10th behind powerhouses such as Truth Social and Holla. Before the new list was announced Musk was planning to rebrand his social media company as “X AE, v. non-child.” Employees breathed a sigh of relief. “Pretty sure we would have immediately lost all of our users if he named us that,” said Chief...
The RugVitalik Suspected of Extraterrestrial Origins
EARTH — Conspiracy theorists have taken to Reddit this week in a wild and unfounded notion that Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin is from a recently discovered planet located between Venus and Mercury. Redditors are calling the planet “Cryptomar.” The contention that the blockchain guru is from another planetary body is loosely based on conjecture that he “looks like an alien” and the fact that he put Earth as his location in his twitter bio.Vitalik lists twitter location as "Earth".Despite al...
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