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The RugMom Thinks It’s Nice That You Do That Computer Money Stuff
GREAT FALLS — On a recent call with your mother, the subject of what you do for a living inevitably came up. You went on to explain, for the seventh time this month, how you now audit smart contracts for flaws and vulnerabilities, earning a combination of fiat and ETH on a biweekly basis. Your mom replied, “I don’t know what any of that means, but it’s really nice how you do that computer money stuff.” Early attempts to explain your vocation to your mother go back to early 2021 when you were ...
The RugTwitter Rebrands to “X” Commemorating Drop to 10th Best Social Media Platform
SAN FRANCISCO — In a celebratory move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk changed the name of the platform to “X” commemorating its spot on a list of social media platforms. According to HootSuite, it now ranks 10th behind powerhouses such as Truth Social and Holla. Before the new list was announced Musk was planning to rebrand his social media company as “X AE, v. non-child.” Employees breathed a sigh of relief. “Pretty sure we would have immediately lost all of our users if he named us that,” said Chief...
The RugVitalik Suspected of Extraterrestrial Origins
EARTH — Conspiracy theorists have taken to Reddit this week in a wild and unfounded notion that Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin is from a recently discovered planet located between Venus and Mercury. Redditors are calling the planet “Cryptomar.” The contention that the blockchain guru is from another planetary body is loosely based on conjecture that he “looks like an alien” and the fact that he put Earth as his location in his twitter bio.Vitalik lists twitter location as "Earth".Despite al...
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CHICAGO — After one of the most hectic days in crypto history, Binance and FTX have come to another non-binding agreement: CZ and SBF will fight under the monkey bars at Crypto Middle School tomorrow after the closing bell.
The seeds of today’s events were allegedly planted a few days ago in the cafeteria when CZ mocked SBF for having so many letters in his nickname.
It later became apparent that SBF had tattletaled to the teachers.
In response, CZ destroyed SBF’s centralized exchange in a matter of hours and made him lose over 15 billion dollars.
Crypto Middle School is rough.
Coincidentally, betting markets put the odds of tomorrow’s fight actually happening at 15 billion:1.
For more mostly credible Web3 news, follow @therugnews and subscribe to our newsletter.
CHICAGO — After one of the most hectic days in crypto history, Binance and FTX have come to another non-binding agreement: CZ and SBF will fight under the monkey bars at Crypto Middle School tomorrow after the closing bell.
The seeds of today’s events were allegedly planted a few days ago in the cafeteria when CZ mocked SBF for having so many letters in his nickname.
It later became apparent that SBF had tattletaled to the teachers.
In response, CZ destroyed SBF’s centralized exchange in a matter of hours and made him lose over 15 billion dollars.
Crypto Middle School is rough.
Coincidentally, betting markets put the odds of tomorrow’s fight actually happening at 15 billion:1.
For more mostly credible Web3 news, follow @therugnews and subscribe to our newsletter.
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