The RugTwitter Rebrands to “X” Commemorating Drop to 10th Best Social Media Platform
SAN FRANCISCO — In a celebratory move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk changed the name of the platform to “X” commemorating its spot on a list of social media platforms. According to HootSuite, it now ranks 10th behind powerhouses such as Truth Social and Holla. Before the new list was announced Musk was planning to rebrand his social media company as “X AE, v. non-child.” Employees breathed a sigh of relief. “Pretty sure we would have immediately lost all of our users if he named us that,” said Chief...
The RugVitalik Suspected of Extraterrestrial Origins
EARTH — Conspiracy theorists have taken to Reddit this week in a wild and unfounded notion that Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin is from a recently discovered planet located between Venus and Mercury. Redditors are calling the planet “Cryptomar.” The contention that the blockchain guru is from another planetary body is loosely based on conjecture that he “looks like an alien” and the fact that he put Earth as his location in his twitter bio.Vitalik lists twitter location as "Earth".Despite al...
The RugPetty Thugs Look for Curve CEO
LONDON — Curve CEO Michael Egorov owes money all over the blockchain. The DeFI guru is 80 M in debt, leveraged to his eyeballs, and staring down the barrel of a margin call shotgun. Blockchains, and their protocol's, are notorious for being "unhuman", that is strictly ran on code. However, given the outsized position of Egorov's debt he now has several petty thugs passing his photo around town, and asking if, "anybody has seen him." Unfortunately the thugs are not that bright, and t...
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The RugTwitter Rebrands to “X” Commemorating Drop to 10th Best Social Media Platform
SAN FRANCISCO — In a celebratory move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk changed the name of the platform to “X” commemorating its spot on a list of social media platforms. According to HootSuite, it now ranks 10th behind powerhouses such as Truth Social and Holla. Before the new list was announced Musk was planning to rebrand his social media company as “X AE, v. non-child.” Employees breathed a sigh of relief. “Pretty sure we would have immediately lost all of our users if he named us that,” said Chief...
The RugVitalik Suspected of Extraterrestrial Origins
EARTH — Conspiracy theorists have taken to Reddit this week in a wild and unfounded notion that Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin is from a recently discovered planet located between Venus and Mercury. Redditors are calling the planet “Cryptomar.” The contention that the blockchain guru is from another planetary body is loosely based on conjecture that he “looks like an alien” and the fact that he put Earth as his location in his twitter bio.Vitalik lists twitter location as "Earth".Despite al...
The RugPetty Thugs Look for Curve CEO
LONDON — Curve CEO Michael Egorov owes money all over the blockchain. The DeFI guru is 80 M in debt, leveraged to his eyeballs, and staring down the barrel of a margin call shotgun. Blockchains, and their protocol's, are notorious for being "unhuman", that is strictly ran on code. However, given the outsized position of Egorov's debt he now has several petty thugs passing his photo around town, and asking if, "anybody has seen him." Unfortunately the thugs are not that bright, and t...
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DOWNTOWN — In the volatile and unpredictable world of cryptocurrencies, where virtual assets frequently adopt the guises of dicks, butts, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu and even ugly ass primates, two coins have unapologetically seized the spotlight, captivating not just investors but also fervent devotees: SHIB and DOGE.
Though sharing common canine ancestry, the two breeds have a somewhat different foundational stock that has manifested itself through their respective online communities, price action and Westminster Kennel Club results.
DOGE, for instance, started as a joke and gradually gained a dedicated following due to its light-hearted and approachable nature, mild temperament and luxurious coat. SHIB Coin, on the other hand, emerged with a more experimental and decentralized approach, drawing attention for its meme-driven marketing and viral appeal, loyalty and heartiness. The debate on which is the better breed has been a long and bloody one with online altercations that would make even Michael Vick squeal.
However, fear of genetic health issues due to inbreeding and general irrelevancy and market decline have resulted in a truce being struck as it seems the two kennels have come to the same conclusion: combining their lineage is the only course of action in order to ensure survival.
The litter is expected some time in Q4, though no exact date has been announced. However, it has been leaked that both communities are engaged in token-weighted voting to determine the name of the new breed. On the shortlist are MUTT, FIDO, BITCH, MBF (Man’s Best Friend), and XTelsaSpaceX.
Regardless of which moniker wins out, fire hydrants, mail carriers, pumpers and even dumpers are all on high alert for this holiday season.
All of crypto is up 10% on the news.
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DOWNTOWN — In the volatile and unpredictable world of cryptocurrencies, where virtual assets frequently adopt the guises of dicks, butts, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu and even ugly ass primates, two coins have unapologetically seized the spotlight, captivating not just investors but also fervent devotees: SHIB and DOGE.
Though sharing common canine ancestry, the two breeds have a somewhat different foundational stock that has manifested itself through their respective online communities, price action and Westminster Kennel Club results.
DOGE, for instance, started as a joke and gradually gained a dedicated following due to its light-hearted and approachable nature, mild temperament and luxurious coat. SHIB Coin, on the other hand, emerged with a more experimental and decentralized approach, drawing attention for its meme-driven marketing and viral appeal, loyalty and heartiness. The debate on which is the better breed has been a long and bloody one with online altercations that would make even Michael Vick squeal.
However, fear of genetic health issues due to inbreeding and general irrelevancy and market decline have resulted in a truce being struck as it seems the two kennels have come to the same conclusion: combining their lineage is the only course of action in order to ensure survival.
The litter is expected some time in Q4, though no exact date has been announced. However, it has been leaked that both communities are engaged in token-weighted voting to determine the name of the new breed. On the shortlist are MUTT, FIDO, BITCH, MBF (Man’s Best Friend), and XTelsaSpaceX.
Regardless of which moniker wins out, fire hydrants, mail carriers, pumpers and even dumpers are all on high alert for this holiday season.
All of crypto is up 10% on the news.
For more mostly credible web3 news, follow @therugnews on Twitter and subscribe to our newsletter.
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