The RugVitalik Suspected of Extraterrestrial Origins
EARTH — Conspiracy theorists have taken to Reddit this week in a wild and unfounded notion that Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin is from a recently discovered planet located between Venus and Mercury. Redditors are calling the planet “Cryptomar.” The contention that the blockchain guru is from another planetary body is loosely based on conjecture that he “looks like an alien” and the fact that he put Earth as his location in his twitter bio.Vitalik lists twitter location as "Earth".Despite al...
The RugTwitter Rebrands to “X” Commemorating Drop to 10th Best Social Media Platform
SAN FRANCISCO — In a celebratory move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk changed the name of the platform to “X” commemorating its spot on a list of social media platforms. According to HootSuite, it now ranks 10th behind powerhouses such as Truth Social and Holla. Before the new list was announced Musk was planning to rebrand his social media company as “X AE, v. non-child.” Employees breathed a sigh of relief. “Pretty sure we would have immediately lost all of our users if he named us that,” said Chief...
The RugPetty Thugs Look for Curve CEO
LONDON — Curve CEO Michael Egorov owes money all over the blockchain. The DeFI guru is 80 M in debt, leveraged to his eyeballs, and staring down the barrel of a margin call shotgun. Blockchains, and their protocol's, are notorious for being "unhuman", that is strictly ran on code. However, given the outsized position of Egorov's debt he now has several petty thugs passing his photo around town, and asking if, "anybody has seen him." Unfortunately the thugs are not that bright, and t...
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The RugVitalik Suspected of Extraterrestrial Origins
EARTH — Conspiracy theorists have taken to Reddit this week in a wild and unfounded notion that Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin is from a recently discovered planet located between Venus and Mercury. Redditors are calling the planet “Cryptomar.” The contention that the blockchain guru is from another planetary body is loosely based on conjecture that he “looks like an alien” and the fact that he put Earth as his location in his twitter bio.Vitalik lists twitter location as "Earth".Despite al...
The RugTwitter Rebrands to “X” Commemorating Drop to 10th Best Social Media Platform
SAN FRANCISCO — In a celebratory move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk changed the name of the platform to “X” commemorating its spot on a list of social media platforms. According to HootSuite, it now ranks 10th behind powerhouses such as Truth Social and Holla. Before the new list was announced Musk was planning to rebrand his social media company as “X AE, v. non-child.” Employees breathed a sigh of relief. “Pretty sure we would have immediately lost all of our users if he named us that,” said Chief...
The RugPetty Thugs Look for Curve CEO
LONDON — Curve CEO Michael Egorov owes money all over the blockchain. The DeFI guru is 80 M in debt, leveraged to his eyeballs, and staring down the barrel of a margin call shotgun. Blockchains, and their protocol's, are notorious for being "unhuman", that is strictly ran on code. However, given the outsized position of Egorov's debt he now has several petty thugs passing his photo around town, and asking if, "anybody has seen him." Unfortunately the thugs are not that bright, and t...
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TECH SUPPORT — Happy greetings 00_cryptosaurus_00! I see you are troubled from Twitter in regards to your crypto wallet. Kindly send your seed phrase to Wallet.Support@gmail.com and I provide your help.
Or write here in DM. Thanks for questioning. Yes, I present from MetaMask. And TallyHo. Or whichever one you have. With your seed phrase, I can restore all function promptly.
I need to restore your wallet on my computer, I mean our network for fixing. It’s the 12 or 24 words you have when activation of wallet. Were you asked to write down a bunch of things like “damage”, “trick” and “crime”? Then told no share? Yes, I need these from yourself.
Well, I need words because technical support requires to see how much crypto you have, test transfer, etc. I also give feedback on good seed phrases for security. I’m sure you want to be secure like smart people?
Ah, thank you for seed phrase, I will fix. If you appreciate service, tell friends to send seed phrase to Wallet.Support@gmail.com for assistance.
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TECH SUPPORT — Happy greetings 00_cryptosaurus_00! I see you are troubled from Twitter in regards to your crypto wallet. Kindly send your seed phrase to Wallet.Support@gmail.com and I provide your help.
Or write here in DM. Thanks for questioning. Yes, I present from MetaMask. And TallyHo. Or whichever one you have. With your seed phrase, I can restore all function promptly.
I need to restore your wallet on my computer, I mean our network for fixing. It’s the 12 or 24 words you have when activation of wallet. Were you asked to write down a bunch of things like “damage”, “trick” and “crime”? Then told no share? Yes, I need these from yourself.
Well, I need words because technical support requires to see how much crypto you have, test transfer, etc. I also give feedback on good seed phrases for security. I’m sure you want to be secure like smart people?
Ah, thank you for seed phrase, I will fix. If you appreciate service, tell friends to send seed phrase to Wallet.Support@gmail.com for assistance.
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